Alexander Jones

Alexander Jones · 1 Alexander Jones Sun Apr 17, 2011 2:21 am

Alexander Jones

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Alexander Jones

Status Update:Man f*** Akron, back at what ama call it- oh yeah McKinley
Sent VIA AT&T keyboard phone April 29, 2011

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Male
April, 5, 1996
Single
McKinley High
Lima Police Force
High School Detective
Singer
Dancer
Basketball Player
Baptist
Denial ain't just a river in Egypt..

Past Status Updates.

Cracked a case wide open. March 1st
Mom book us a flight, we're going to Minsk for a case. March 2nd

Friends:

Michael Mann
Begona Fernandez- Jones

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Hectar Garner · 2 Re: Alexander Jones Sun Apr 17, 2011 6:10 am

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I gotta admit, Minsk was pretty good. Glad your back, man, real glad. We need your solo!

Alexander Jones · 3 Re: Alexander Jones Sun Apr 17, 2011 6:27 am

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Hectar Garner wrote:I gotta admit, Minsk was pretty good. Glad your back, man, real glad. We need your solo!

IK, Mr. Shue wants me to do that Zac efron song, Sad

Hectar Garner · 4 Re: Alexander Jones Sun Apr 17, 2011 6:30 am

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I got to choose, which rocked. I'm oning Bills Bills Bills by Destiny's Child, brilliant song. I must've told you that before...

Alexander Jones · 5 Re: Alexander Jones Sun Apr 17, 2011 6:37 am

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Hectar Garner wrote:I got to choose, which rocked. I'm oning Bills Bills Bills by Destiny's Child, brilliant song. I must've told you that before...

((Hectar you have to Quote!))

I dont like It, you told me right before I shot your window.

Hectar Garner · 6 Re: Alexander Jones Sun Apr 17, 2011 6:44 am

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Alexander Jones wrote:I dont like It, you told me right before I shot your window.

Yeah... about that. What the hell? You shot at me? Why? I was practicing, and you know how important that is to me. I need to be absolutely impeccable.

Alexander Jones · 7 Re: Alexander Jones Sun Apr 17, 2011 6:46 am

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Hectar Garner wrote:

Alexander Jones wrote:I dont like It, you told me right before I shot your window.

Yeah... about that. What the hell? You shot at me? Why? I was practicing, and you know how important that is to me. I need to be absolutely impeccable.

Put excitment in your life, I WAS BORED!

Hectar Garner · 8 Re: Alexander Jones Sun Apr 17, 2011 6:50 am

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Alexander Jones wrote:Put excitment in your life, I WAS BORED!

Your point is? When I get bored I go on the playstation, or my laptop, or watch T.V, not shoot at people! Go anger management, for Christ's sake! By the way, it's an awesome song and you know it.

Alexander Jones · 9 Re: Alexander Jones Sun Apr 17, 2011 6:58 am

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Hectar Garner wrote:

Alexander Jones wrote:Put excitment in your life, I WAS BORED!

Your point is? When I get bored I go on the playstation, or my laptop, or watch T.V, not shoot at people! Go anger management, for Christ's sake! By the way, it's an awesome song and you know it.

You do it because you are feeble minded, fool!

Hectar Garner · 10 Re: Alexander Jones Sun Apr 17, 2011 7:02 am

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Alexander Jones wrote:You do it because you are feeble minded, fool!

Feeble minded? Wow, that's a new one!

Alexander Jones · 11 Re: Alexander Jones Sun Apr 17, 2011 7:05 am

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Hectar Garner wrote:

Alexander Jones wrote:You do it because you are feeble minded, fool!

Feeble minded? Wow, that's a new one!

Oh you know you dont want me to say this....

Hectar Garner · 12 Re: Alexander Jones Sun Apr 17, 2011 7:11 am

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Alexander Jones wrote:Oh you know you dont want me to say this....

Say what exactly?

Alexander Jones · 13 Re: Alexander Jones Sun Apr 17, 2011 7:14 am

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Hectar Garner wrote:

Alexander Jones wrote:Oh you know you dont want me to say this....

Say what exactly?

You remember Mark from 5th Grade...

Hectar Garner · 14 Re: Alexander Jones Sun Apr 17, 2011 7:25 am

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Alexander Jones wrote:You remember Mark from 5th Grade...

Yeah, he was the one who peed over the fence, right? That was funny... Also, that was he year I moved to America. Good times... I- Oh god, please no!

Alexander Jones · 15 Re: Alexander Jones Sun Apr 17, 2011 7:29 am

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Hectar Garner wrote:

Alexander Jones wrote:You remember Mark from 5th Grade...

Yeah, he was the one who peed over the fence, right? That was funny... Also, that was he year I moved to America. Good times... I- Oh god, please no!

Oh God yes, He made you drink dog piss, now you can get back at me.

Hectar Garner · 16 Re: Alexander Jones Sun Apr 17, 2011 7:35 am

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Alexander Jones wrote:Oh God yes, He made you drink dog piss, now you can get back at me.

Okay... How's about this? I heard from a realiable source that you did things with - wait or it - Marian Man-hands Rogue

Alexander Jones · 17 Re: Alexander Jones Sun Apr 17, 2011 7:37 am

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Hectar Garner wrote:

Alexander Jones wrote:Oh God yes, He made you drink dog piss, now you can get back at me.

Okay... How's about this? I heard from a realiable source that you did things with - wait or it - Marian Man-hands Rogue

You wouldn't dare.....

Hectar Garner · 18 Re: Alexander Jones Sun Apr 17, 2011 7:42 am

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Alexander Jones wrote:You wouldn't dare.....

Gee, says the one! By the way, I was thirsty and that dog piss was the only thing around. So yeah... did she rock your world?

Alexander Jones · 19 Re: Alexander Jones Sun Apr 17, 2011 7:45 am

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Hectar Garner wrote:

Alexander Jones wrote:You wouldn't dare.....

Gee, says the one! By the way, I was thirsty and that dog piss was the only thing around. So yeah... did she rock your world?

As a matter of Fact! I took her to your dad, you Nathan Kress stunt double!

Hectar Garner · 20 Re: Alexander Jones Sun Apr 17, 2011 7:53 am

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Alexander Jones wrote:As a matter of Fact! I took her to your dad, you Nathan Kress stunt double!

Thing is girls like him. Not Eduardo! Hee hee. That was only revenge!

By the way, don't mention any of that text conversation. Please, I must've sounded like a massive virgin!

Alexander Jones · 21 Re: Alexander Jones Sun Apr 17, 2011 7:57 am

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Hectar Garner wrote:

Alexander Jones wrote:As a matter of Fact! I took her to your dad, you Nathan Kress stunt double!

Thing is girls like him. Not Eduardo! Hee hee. That was only revenge!

By the way, don't mention any of that text conversation. Please, I must've sounded like a massive virgin!

You are virgin, and why is it when Eduardo enters the room, girls throw bras at his face and scream "I LOVE YOU!"

Hectar Garner · 22 Re: Alexander Jones Sun Apr 17, 2011 8:01 am

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Alexander Jones wrote:You are virgin, and why is it when Eduardo enters the room, girls throw bras at his face and scream "I LOVE YOU!"

Okay... Do not say that again, please! Soon enough I won't be. Trust me, I have ways. Mysterious ways... like God! And I'll believe that they throw bras when I see it. Which would be entertain'!

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